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Devil went down to Georgia just to
Ogle his Stream of Gold;
Patriot threw a hand grenade but the
Damned thing didn’t explode.
On May 25, 2005, Pipelineistan declared its independence as a Nation/State and a supreme law unto itself. Only 44 meters (144.4 feet) wide by 1,767 kilometers (1,098 miles) in length, the life’s blood of Pipelineistan flows through only one vein 126 cm (49.6 inches, or 4.1 feet) in diameter.
This serpent writhes from the Caspian Sea through the Caucasus and stretches onward to the Mediterranean Coast of Turkey next door to the massive American airbase at Incirlik, so it has escaped completely from the confines of the Garden of Eden and is now extant in a new form upon the world.
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1 June 2005, 00:50
All those countries showed on this map have been recently in the news. Georgia f. e. ask the Russian troops to leave and is supported by the white house.
Other countries like Syria have to be occupied soon, in order to finish the missing part to Israel.
1 June 2005, 06:06
The problem with pipelineistan is that it cannot be easily defended against terrorist bombs. Makes you think it’s really part of an expansionist plan.
Darn, I promised not to give the neocons any more free ideas this century and look what I’ve done !