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"Cheney’s Got A Gun" - Learn To Sing America’s New Favorite Tune
by Open-Publishing - Friday 17 February 2006If you love how America makes fun of its serious issues (instead of actually doing something about them), then you’ll absolutely adore this song about Dick Cheney’s latest shooting incident.
Most of us are idiots and we’re all fixing to die anyway so come on everybody - learn the words, join in together and let’s sing this song!
(sung to the tune of Aerosmith’s "Janie’s Got a Gun")
Produced by The Bob Rivers Show
Dick Cheney’s got a gunDick Cheney’s got a gunThe safety’s come undoneHe’s squintin’ in the Texas sunWhat did our leader do?Who’d he put a bullet through?They said when Cheney goes To TexasYou’ll find him huntin’ fish and gameHis buddy had it comin’Cuz when Cheney’s got a gunHe’s just not that good at takin’ aimCheney’s got a gunDick Cheney’s shot someoneCindy Sheehan better runBetter watch her liberal bunsTell him that the war’s not throughHe’ll probably put a hole in youHe tracked a little bitty birdyHopin’ to blow out its brainsThey say the spell that he gets underFrom double barrel thunderMakes his eyes pop out like he’s insaneRun away, run away from the Vice PresidentRun away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-neeDick Cheney’s got a gunCindy Sheehan better runHe a weapon of mass destruction
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