Little known Shakespeare: Bush speaks

These passages, culled from Shakespeare, reveal the truth about our "noble" leader.

"I have touched the lowest point of all my greatness, and from this full meridian of my glory haste now to my settling. I am falling like a gasped exhalation,and men hope to see me no more"

"I see your pockets are full of dicontent,your hearts of sorrow,and your eyes of tears"

"I observe my shakey reputation is at stake, and my undeserved fame is shrewdly gored"

"The dragon wing of RIGHT espreads the earth"

"My mind is muddled, like a toilet stirred, and I myself have seen not the bottom of it"

"Affliction is enamoured to my polls and I am wedded to calamity"