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A Final Desperate Message from George W. Bush to the American Public

by Open-Publishing - Sunday 5 November 2006
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My fellow Amerikans:

Well, as we come down to the wire we must remember the lesson of 9/11 (just what IS that?).

Anyway, it is beginning to look like the slimey Democrats are going to prevail in the House races. I am sorry to hear this. This means that Commie b..ch Pelosi,who marches in parades with gays and hates our troops, will try to give me a bad time. Phooey!

Hey, gang!, I’m not that bad of a guy! I’ve got a nice wife and two daughters, like to clear brush at Crawford and have been loyal to my staff and high ranking administration members! Where did I go wrong?

It couldn’t have been Iraq. That was, and IS, a noble war. Today we voted to hang Saddam. Why? because he slaughtered his own people! Yes, I know, many of YOU accuse ME of the same thing, but that’s just plain wrong! We don’t torture and we are VERY careful about collateral damage when we use "smarty weapons".

It can’t be the Middle East problems. Condi has been hitting the trail over there and has refined the "Road Map" in Israel, and things are going well there.

It can’t be North Korea. They are coming back to the table for 6 country talks. We love to talk.

It can’t be Iran. We’ve got them boxed in.

It can’t be the deficit. We just announced that we cut it in half (OK, so it was a lie).

It can’t be border security. We just voted for a 700 mile fence. Yeah, I know it’s not funded, but just you wait until 2010!

And what about the unemployment figure of 4.4? Lowest ever! Amazing!

Gas is down, the Dow is up, and my religios base has never been more "involved" and "outspoken".

So what is it? Am I fatter now? Doesn’t my smirk work anymore? Don’t you like my screaming "hoo hah’ing" masses at my stump speeches? Don’t you think we’ve got to stop the horrible terrorists in this world?

Yeah, yeah. That’s what I thought you’d say!

Anyway, even if the Dems DO take back the government I think I’ll just declare Martial Law and be done with the whole mess. You’ll never get the best of me...or Dicky!

Don’t forget to vote Republican!

Forum posts

  • The Republicans need to be flushed down the toilet this election. That’il teachem a lesson. Take away the house, but not the senate. I don’t want to go hog wild.
    from: Disgurntled REAL Republican
    PS: We need to ressurect Regan. He would know how to handle this mess.