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It has come to my attention that many Christians are spending their Christmas begging for forgiveness. This does so infuriate me, after I already sent my son and crucified him to pay for the sins of the world. These Christians are just so ungrateful for everything I have done for them. It just seems like I am wasting my time.
I have decided that Christians need to suffer some more. I want them all nailed to crosses and the world has until Easter to comply. If this is not done, my wrath will be greatly increased, and I shall be forced to visit the entire earth with hell-fire.
Please ensure that my will is carried out A.S.A.P.
Signed this day 25th December 2007.
God of Gods, Lord of Lords.