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BRAIN DEAD AMERICA : CORRESPONDENT CHATS WITH " AMERICAN GIRL"

by Son OF A BUSH - Open-Publishing - Thursday 16 January 2014

Correspondent :" Madam , it’s nice to meet you ... Could I ask you a few questions ? " ..... .... American Girl : "Make it quick , I’m getting a makeover in 15 minutes " ... .....Correspondent : " Did you know that Israel and her confederates in the US and Saudi government were the masterminds behind the 9/11 attacks " ...........American Girl : " You’re one of those nuts .. Israel is our best friend in the whole wide world .....Fellah get out of your pajamas and your mommy’s basement and quit wasting my time .... By the way Everyone knows the Confederates fought in the Civil War- -they were dead way before 9-11..... I am not as dumb as you think " .... ...Correspondent : " Did you know that President Obama falsely claimed Syria gassed over a thousand of it’s citizens to incite a war for the purpose of installing Al Qaeda as the new rulers of Syria ? " ........American Girl : " President Obama didn’t lie ..You’re the liar .....I love the President ..He’s got such dreamy eyes , and a smile to die for ...Those Martian ears really turn me on , too ...You’re just jealous ..Get a life , loser . " ...........Correspondent : What would you suggest I do other than I getting out of my mother’s basement ?.. .....American Girl :" Have you ever heard of normal "guy things"- like the NFL ....It’s Championship Weekend ...Brady v. Manning ..... Tom is so hot ...... ..... Correspondent : "Any other lifestyle sugestions for me, Mam " .. ........American Girl : " Drink , Go to Bars , Chase women -and get off my back while you’re at it ....and don’t forget the rubber " .....Correspondent : " Does the spectre of an imminent financial crisis concern you at all ? ...............American Girl : The spectre of not getting my makeover before my date arrives worries me ... I’m meeting Dave , tonight .....He’s so cute ,makes around 200k at Goldman Sachs ,- and he’s only an intern " ........... ..... Correspondent : " Goldman Sachs is destroying your country .....They haven’t made an unprofitable investment trade in the last 7 years ....Does that bother you, Miss ". ? .........American Girl : " What they do is none of your damn business ..You hate the American way of life , our freedoms , our right to become whatever we want to be.....to kill the people we want to kill - like those Muslims that want to install Sharia Law in my backyard ......No burquas for this chick " ".........Correspondent : " Billions of men, women and children throughout the world are one "care package" and medical attendant away from starvation and fatal illness - victims of ruthless bankers living in glorious splendor " .....American Girl : " My father told me about guys like you .....Bankers are code word for Jews ...You’re an anti-Semite , a Nazi , your grandfather was probably a prison guard at Auschwitz ".......Correspondent : " One final question before you make that quite necessary visit to the salon : "What is the meaning of life ? " ........American Girl : " That’s simple .. Dating and marrying a really hot rich guy who can fly me around the world on his private jet Not to mention going to Romance movies that make me cry and horror flicks that scare me to death .It’s also about. Gossiping with girlfriends about who is sleeping with who at work and arguing over the Hollywood star we would most like to sleep with " .... .......Correspondent : "Are you interested in foreign affairs ? " ..........American Girl : " Foreign Affairs , Affairs in America , Affairs in France ..... I am a quite well-rounded young woman , you know " ....... Correspondent : You certainly are quite well-rounded -perhaps exceedingly so ........ American Girl :" Chicks with big butts are all the rage , jack-ass ... Ever heard of Beyonce - and our First Lady , Michelle Obama " ... ......Correspondent : " Ever heard of James Madison lady ? " ......... American Girl : " Sure I have ...He wrote the Declaration of Independence - or was that God Bless America " ? .... The End