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THINGS BUSH COULD SAY

by Open-Publishing - Tuesday 13 December 2005

Governments USA Peter Fredson

THINGS BUSH COULD SAY

By Peter Fredson

December 13, 2005

Torture? What Torture? No Torture!

Someone outed a CIA agent? Gee, wonder who that could have been?

Karl Rove. Nice Guy. I hadda punish him by putting him in charge of the reconstruction of New Orleans..

Tom DeLay? Haven’t seen him around lately.

Condi Rice. Nice Shoes. Perky. Good Liar.

Dick Cheney? Uncle Dick? Keeps secrets.

Laura? Knows when to shut up.

I have to kill them “over there” or else they will come to Crawford and cut my brush.

Stay the Course? I figgered out it’s the only thing to do.

Sovereignty? Whenever I feel like it, not before.

Constitution? Never heard of it.

There’s nothing wrong with being rich.

Anyone protests, handcuff em, take ‘em out back, and beat the crap outta them.

Photo-ops all fake? No, I just happened to have a sandwich with me and gave it to the little bastard.

Millennium Corporation? Make a good turkey sandwich.

Ken DeLay? Yeah, I heard of him some years ago.

Martha Steward? I told ya I’d get anyone who got insider info.

Donald. Offered his resignation twice but I don’t let old friends down. Besides, he’d sing like a canary.

Ted Kennedy? G-dmm S.O.B.

Kerry? Kicked his butt with Swiftboaters and fake reporters.

Terri Schiavo. Poor kid. Just needed a good drinka water.

Getting closer to 3,000 dead soldiers. Can’t they learn when to duck?

30,000 dead Iraqis? Tough luck.

It was all Clinton’s fault.

Nice idea of color scheme. Let’s people know when to poop in pants or go shopping.