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> Learning from "Fahrenheit 9/11"

26 September 2004, 04:10

The perverts that are in uniform and sing "Let the Mother Fuckers Burn" are the same ones who are today being caught by you guessed it "Ass Traps" those foam rubber behinds that are designed to catch the little queers or should we say Fudge Packer G.I.s?

They look so real just like the ass of an Iraqi man that these uneducated red necks who have been weaned on Deliverence films are falling for them..... brought to Iraq after the Abu Gariub victims became unavailable, these devices have bear traps hidden inside waiting to do a Lorenna Bobbit on these low lifes.

So if your friends and loved ones are serving in Iraq, pass the word of warning to them that Ass Traps have been planted in unsuspecting places beware. Just keep sending them the porn they enjoy on their off hours, but try not to send any homo ones it makes them too horny to control themselves.