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> Collapse of U.S. Economy Imminent

16 February 2006, 05:41

Honey, Grab the kids, grab the pets, run for your lives the sky is falling!!! Listen, Listen everyone, you all need to practice the collapse drill before it is too late!! Be sure to follow these instructions exactly and specifically as written, it is the only thing you can do to save yourselves:
Do not wear any heavy clothing, the more lightly you are dressed the better. Be sure to have a good meal before practicing the drill. Let your food settle for at least 1/2 hour. Then, stand up, spread your legs comfortably about shoulder width apart in a solid position of good balance. Raise and stretch your hands first above your head and then forward in front of you. Taking a deep breath, bend at the waist while keeping your knees slightly bent to maintain good balance. Continue bending at the waist and extending your hands and arms until you are able to extend your hands past your legs to wrap around your ankles. While continuing to hold your breath and grabbing your ankles, then tuck and curl your head as far as you can up between your legs. Then Kiss Your Stupid Ass Goodbye!!!
If you are stupid enought or just stuck on stupid to believe all this crap in the above blog article, then I have some really great beach front property in the middle of the Sahara Desert I would really love to sell you at an incredibly great price!!!!! Wise up you idiots!! Get a job and get a life! You have too much time on your hands and are sipping too much of the funny Kool-Aid. Good lord, I hope you are smart enough to wipe your own ass! --- Jeffro in Indiana