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The George W. Bush Resume

by Open-Publishing - Tuesday 3 August 2004
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Past work experience:

Ran for congress and lost.

Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

Bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt
shortly after he sold all his stock.

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using
tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to Chicago.

With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments:

Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most
polluted state in America.

Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog-ridden city in the U.S.

Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed
money.

Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.

Accomplishments as president:

First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

In his first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

Members of Bush cabinet are the richest administration in history. (the ’poorest’
multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).

Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any
president in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst
security failure in US history.

Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US
history.

Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president
in US history.

Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president
in US history.

Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.

Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any
country in the history of the world.

Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than
any president in US history. · Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer
abide by the Geneva Conventions.

First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during
the 2002 US elections).

All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against
the will of the United Nations and the world community.

First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied
saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

First US president to establish a secret shadow government.

Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made
the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic
failure in US and world history).

Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view
his presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by
not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

Failed to fulfill pledge to get Osama Bin Laden ’dead or alive’.

Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our
country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months there are no leads
or suspects.

In the 18 months following the 911 attacks he has successfully prevented any
public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the
United States.

Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years
turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Records and References:

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been
erased and is not available).

AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.

Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to his fathers
library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Forum posts

  • The AWOL and deserter bits are getting more interesting... Raw Story (http://www.rawstory.com) has been performing ongoing coverage that is getting more and more revealing.

  • And the American people are split 50/50 on his rehire. You have to leave this country...and listen those all over the world Who know and understand our idiot. Actually I’m staying to defeat The Monkey

    • To the 71% of Europeans that believe Bush is the biggest threat: ask the thousands of families in Iraq and Afghanistan who lived under a brutal regime for decades, have family members in mass graves that are no longer being filled, and live in relative squalor due the hording of their countries wealth by their leaders if Bush is a threat. He is their reason for hope. Hope of a government that has the interest of the people at heart.

      France has no legitimate complaints. Their complicity with Iraq reminds me of their cowardice, barring the underground movement, during WWII. It is well known of the financial dealings with Saddam’s Iraq knowing full well of the sanctions in place put there by their beloved UN. Who has France ever liberated? Who has the UN for that matter without the help of the US military? So, please, concentrate on your own shortcomings before delving into the realm of real democratic, free societies. Is France still barring the wearing of muslim headwear? Hypocrisy at its finest. Oh, and by the way, you’re welcome. It is because of the US that you are not speaking German right now.

    • Sheesh. No wonder Americans are perceived as rude. They are. ^^^

    • To: Sheesh. No wonder Americans are perceived as rude. They are. ^^^

      Where was I rude. Read the other posts and see the words idiot, monkey, retarded, stupid, lazy-ass, etc. I made my point without the use of pejorative terms, which seem to be the stock in trade of the "progressives"

    • Your attack should have been based wholly on the dems and libs. Instead you also chose to attack the French as a people. You’re way off base and completely out of line. Like most compassionate conservatives. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

    • "Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."

      — Norman Schwartzkopf

      "I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
      — General George S. Patton

      "As far as I’m concerned, war always means failure"
      — Jacques Chirac, President of France
      "As far as France is concerned, you’re right."
      — Rush Limbaugh,

      "The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
      — Regis Philbin

      "The last time the French asked for ’more proof’ it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
      — David Letterman

      "I don’t know why people are surprised that France won’t help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!"
      — Jay Leno

      "Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordian"
      — Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense

      "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq."
      — Dennis Miller

      "French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week and not a minute too soon: the French are acting as advisers to the remaining Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly."
      — Jay Leno

      "They’ve taken their own precautions against al-Qa’ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house."
      — Argus Hamilton

      "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than against the Nazis?"
      — Dennis Miller

      "After what they say was an exhaustive investigation, the Defense Minister of France said today that Osama bin Laden is either still in hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be dead. Hey, France, thanks a lot. We’ll take it from here. Hard to believe they were invaded twice." -
      — Jay Leno

    • The Complete Military History of France

      Gallic Wars - Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

      Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France’s armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."

      Italian Wars - Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

      Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots

      Thirty Years War - France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

      War of Devolution - Tied. Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

      The Dutch War - Tied

      War of the Augsburg League/King William’s War/French and Indian War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power.

      War of the Spanish Succession - Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since.

      American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare; "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

      French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

      The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

      The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France’s ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

      World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it’s like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn’t call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

      World War II - Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

      War in Indochina - Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with the Dien Bien Flu

      Algerian Rebellion - Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

      War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald’s.

      Let’s face it. When it comes to war, France gets rolled more often than a Parisian prostitute with a visible mustache.

    • and if it wasnt for FRANCE america would still be a BRITISH commonwealth ... if your going to quote history do it right.

    • It is time for the French to elect a President who can once again regain the respect of the world. Because of his stubborn position on the Iraq war Jacques Chirac has proved that he is not a leader who can be trusted. A majority of Frenchmen now think he lied about Iraq.

      "Many Americans hate us," said Pierre (not his real name) a foreign exchange student living in Alabama," They laugh at us and say we are stupid, like Jerry Lewis...I want to be proud of our country once again."

      "Wine sales are down because of Chirac! He is a fool. " said Adrienne, an unemployed wine merchant. Many French people now wish their president had been bold enough to withstand the pressure from Germany and support the English and American liberation effort. "Iraq will soon be a wonderful place, and we cant go there and not remember what we have done."said Didiere." We are once again called ’frogs’ and worse by our friends, the Americans.....after all, they liberated us, the least we could do is help them liberate the Iraqi people."

      Not everyone is in agreement however, several film stars and musicians have staunchly supported President Jacques Chirac. The ARM (Americans Are Mean) is a group of French artists who have banded together to support their struggling leader. "We did the right thing in Iraq, Saddam was a nice man who gave candy to children." Maurice Moore a filmaker who loves candy, stated," People say that Jacques Chirac had financial ties with Saddam, but it is clearly the conspiratorial ravings of the ignorant masses."

      Whatever side the French take however, France is in trouble. No longer the superpower it once was, it has lost the prestige and honor it once commanded on the world stage. Throughout France one can now find bumper stickers on Fiats an Renaults which say "Chirac is a Sissy Poodle"

      Is there anything more foolish that a country that builds a "Supercarrier" class Nuclear Aircraft Carrier that can not go fast enough to launch airplanes? LOL

    • I am from Europe ,living in Canada,(ESL).It is obvious to the World that Bush is threat for the World peace.Your country has played significant part in the Second World War but also taken many benefits after that.It is easy to support Bush if ones house is not burning and someones elses children are dying for a program blood for oil. Preemptive wars guided by Mr. Bush and his "Advisers" are helping terrorists organizations like Al Quida to get more power and influence in the Muslim world.We are dealing now with escalation of terror.Talking about mass graves ,they are still being filled,Bosnia,Rwanda,and Im afraid more is to follow.And please stop using that cynic word liberated.Ask people in Iraq,(not the pupet goverment),have they been liberated, or taken out of their homes at night,bombed on their wedings,tortured in prisons etc.I am not French but I dont think that French are cowards like you say,it is absurd to call milions of people cowards.I think they thank US for 1944 but they dont want to participate in a war that is not justified.And many other countries do the same.Remember ,Germans were mad at Italians for IIWW. They have called them cowards. I want to see Bush go but I dont think that comming elections are going to change lot .He may go but people that are responsible for long term policy will stay invisible for us, to continue.They are playing good cop,bad cop with voters every 4 or 8 years in US already for a long time.Money talks,we just cant hear it.I dont travel to US .I dont want to feel like criminal being fingerprinted,questioned,photographed...................as a tourist.I hope that American voters are going to vote smart,so that can change.

    • Here, here! I totally agree. Mind your own country’s business and most of alll, get your stinking facts straight.

    • quote:

      "ask the thousands of families in Iraq and Afghanistan who lived under a brutal regime for decades, have family members in mass graves that are no longer being filled, and live in relative squalor due the hording of their countries wealth by their leaders if Bush is a threat. He is their reason for hope. Hope of a government that has the interest of the people at heart."

      They have been asked in several polls conducted by the US govt... and 80%plus view America as occupiers, not liberators.... and 59% want them out.. even though they say they would be less safe.... 90% feel the Americans are NOT protecting them....

    • IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK .. WE CALL IT A DUCK AND BUSH IS A LAME DUCK GOING DOWN

    • Ho Hum, yes french bashing in typicaly unsophisticated and myopic style, people in glass houses mate.
      when losing hand over fist it makes no sense to be critical but rather pays to be humble, u know that word? humble? and yes im afraid losing you are.......again. smart bombs, dumb war.

    • Oh, Yes all those families in Afganistan, must be truely happy that instead of the Taliban tormenting and killing them they now have a new set of American supported warlards doing it instead and any semplence of an infrastructure that they once had is now completely destroyed.

      As for the iraq’s, they must be truely happy! they have replaced a failing infrastructure and a brutal dictator, with a destroyed infrastructure Literally tens of thousands of "collateral" deaths and more continue mayhem, murder and torture at the hands of their "liberators" and foriegn terrorists. And to that a pupet government for a people who veiw them as savages. Better off indeed!

      So yes you 71% of europeans think of how much better the lives of thousands of families in Iraq and Afganistan!

      I would also add that the united states is not a democracy, If it was we would have a different president right now. And a free society? Stem cell research ban, Anti-Gay marriage constiutional amdements, the orwellian "Patriot Act". Let’s not start rating how "free" our societies are.

  • In spite of all this, Bush will be re-elected. Deep down the American people know that they can trust Bush to protect them for increasing threat from terrorists.

    • Bush will *not* be re-elected. Republicans will vote in normal numbers this November. Lazy, ass-sitting, never-voted-in-my-life, Bush-haters, however, will show up at the polls in DROVES to vote this numb nut out of office in 2004. The GOP will be very sad, while the rest of America will rejoice. Mark my words, the incumbent will be unseated, deservedly so.

    • Kerry does not stand a chance. He got no bounce from the convention, and is faring worse at this stage of the game than Dukakis did.

      "Anybody but Bush" is not going to get him elected.

    • I think you mean Bush is faring worse at this stage of the game than any US President in history.

      I’m sorry, but your boys are already losing.

      Good Luck this November!

    • bullcrap!!!!!!!

    • The only threat of terrorists is from the present administration.
      Yes America wants a change but still money rules and the Republicans
      wrap themselves with money. We now have lost our media after the convention
      coverage was one sided to the right. Shame on CNN

    • I cringe for the future of my sad, blind nation. I can’t do it for another 4 years. Everywhere I go I meet people whom our right wing media and the administrations propaganda machine have convinced that Bush has done a great job and is a great president. I hope that the nation will come to its senses in November and we can begin the long and dificult process of repairing what he has ruined. However, there is a dark premonition that tells me that the prosperous, peacful, and powerful days of this country are behind us. It tells me that Bush will be re-elected and our national discourse will be pushed further to the right. It tells me our civil liberties will be gradually limited in the name of the war on terror and the wealth of this once great nation will be furthur consolidated into the hands of the new aristocracy. I fervently pray that I am wrong. God help us all if I am right.

    • how can you dumbocraps ever get a breath of fresh air you must haveyour head so far up the orfice .beliving in kerry is like beliving in the tooth ferry.you should rush out and buy the new band aid its called the flip flop a purple heart on one side and a medal of honor on the other.
      good for covering small cuts.

      three purple hearts bull he put in for them himself.

    • I wonder if there will be an increase in the number of Americans immigrating to Canada if Bush steals the election again. I question the legality of the current presidency. If the naughty, little boy from Texas and Dark Vader are re-elected, then we will be living the dire predictions of 1984. Mind control will be a thing of the present while King George II pushes the clock back, depriving the people of hard-won liberties and rights.

    • "Kerry does not stand a chance. He got no bounce from the convention, and is faring worse at this stage of the game than Dukakis did. "

      Is it possible that part of what contributed to the "lack of bounce" from the convention has more to do with a) only 8% in this country are lazy and stupid enough not to have made up their minds yet and probably were watching anything else but the news or convention coverage, and b) Tom Ridge quashed the potential for any bounce by coming out with an elevated terror alert based primarily on data from BEFORE 9-11?

      How can the Right’s pundits continue to claim that the Left is politicizing our nation’s security when Bush’s campaign is based almost entirely on his making us "safer" from terror than Kerry could and tax cuts?

      If you needed more proof that the Right are the ones capitalizing on our fears and the War on Terror, how about Tom Ridge coming right out and saying in his announcement that the recent Terror Alert (right after the Dems convention) is based on information resulting from Bush’s leadership.

      You can call Dean a hysteric, but every time there is something negative in the news about Bush, like Tenet resigning, we get a terror alert. Bush gets to play both cards, that he has made us safer than anyone else could, but not safe enough to consider not voting for him in the fall.

      Give me a break. This election isn’t a referandum on Bush’s stupdity, but our own.

      And by the way, the Democratic Platform is a lot bigger than "anybody but Bush." Sure, the Right Wing talk show voices on the radio would like to make you think that, but I’m not going to be voting against Bush, but rather against his policies and for the basic planks of the democratic party.

    • I’m definitely considering immigration if Bush wins re-election. I don’t want to leave my home, but if this nation can’t see why another 4 years of this nightmare is unaccepable, I don’t know if I can continue to be a part of it.

    • Why would Americans want to go to Canada? Haven’t you heard idiot, Canada is on the verge of becoming another Islamic country. Check out your news why don’t you. Islam wants to rule your country too! Wake up you idiots.

    • APPARENTLY YOU WERE NOT IN THE MILATARY EITHER LIKE YOUR FATHER BUSH. THESE MEDALS ARE EARNED AND GIVEN - NOT PUT IN FOR AND RECIEVED.

      BETTER A FLIP FLOP THAN A FLOP FLOP ...

    • Wow, that’s amazing. Here I thought it was only the radical extremists followers of Islam that wanted us dead. Now that I know that it’s all Islamic people involved in a massive and effective conspiracy to take over the world, I’ll certainly vote for Bush out of fear for my safety and religious values. I was going to go to Canada because I have always read that their public policy leaned toward prudence and tollerance rather than reactionary religious values, they are committed to universal health care, and they don’t have an imperialist agenda for global affairs. But now that I know about all the evil Islamic people waiting to attack me when I cross the border, I have a renewed sense of patriotism which can only manifest itself in unquestioning support for George Bush. Thank you, kind sir, for opening my eyes.

    • Perfect example of a naive republican. Bush and the boys have stolen hundreds of billions with the huge tax cuts for the rich they are the richest bunch ever in the Whitehouse. They’re raping the environment , invaded the wrong country Iraq instead of Afganistan and are a bunch of cowards who never served in the military but who send poor men and women to fight to make themselves richer from Iraq. Wise up and educate yourself.

    • Who’s the idiot? I am Canadian and this country is not on the verge of becoming an Islamic country. Tune in to PBS or the CBC and get yor facts straight. Ignorance is not bliss! As a Christian I am apalled at the so called Christian Right in America. There is becoming little difference between them and the rulers of Iran. They have removed themselves so far from the teachings of Christ. Blessed are the peacemakers , not war mongers!

    • Verge of an Islamic country? Are you really that stupid. The largest Minority group in Canada by a huge margin are the Chinese. They make up 3.5% of the population....Not Asians, but Chinese! If anything it is going to be a godless socialist republic. If you add in all asians the number jobs to 10% of the population, dwarfing all other miorities by huge margins. In contrast only .9% or 256,000 candians are musliom

      I think you off by a order of magnitude.

    • Yes, I would much rather have a guy who used his daddies name to get out of fighting at all, and then didn’t even bother to do that right!!!

  • hi. yeah I am the peron who said bullcrap. and i wsa saying it to the idiots who are still defending bush. and what the hell are they doing on this site anyway? makes you wonder if theyre eally retarded or jsut plain stupid. and thats who is defending the republican party. lmao!

    • If you only listen to those who agree with you, you will never know the truth.

      Years ago, I remember people everywhere were saying, "I don’t know anyone who voted for Nixon." This was after Nixon won by a landslide.

      We are just trying to prepare you for November 3. After that you just be one of those people who say,"I don’t know anyone who voted for Bush."

      Widen you circle of friends. You might learn something.

  • Hmm.. No sources listed for these assertions. No worries... clearly they were gleaned from the latest offering from Micheal Moore. People say France is a beautiful place. Maybe after the election those who dislike Bush will relocate to France, where they can enjoy wine, cheese and Bush-bashing all day long.

    • So now that there is a largely American to French debate. Lets think romantically about some real world, if not historically accurate debate. Lets talk about "Le Perspective de la Francais". Your 19th century Imperial Ruler was a Megalomanic at its finest. But the word most often used to describe the current United States president, in Eastern Europe, is "Megalomaniac". It seems to me that Napoleon never "liberated" anyone, let alone did not learn from history in general, and still marched his troops into the Alps. More people died from your revered dictators lack of judgement, than Bush has ever been at fault for killing. Can we suffice to say that we live in a largely globaly dramatic world climate? I think that Colonial America and France had a disagreement about the same time as the Declaration of Independence. Two countries that differ largely in political perspective, should have enough sense to take into account the short falls of their own country, rather than crossing the Atlantic to stir up a debate that is ultimately nowhere near the control.
      And to whomever said that Americans were rude- Never in all of my life, have I completely offended someone in America from France that did not speak my language. But I seem to recall walking under "L’arc De Triumphe" and being completely amazed at how poorly, I as an American was received. So when the day comes that the world needs help, and once again, the French hold their pacifism in the name of Honor, Love and Arrogance. Recall that the earlier comment is ultimately true, you aren’t speaking German now thanks to June 6th, 1944. Lets remember all of the american Lives that were lost saving a people, who ultimately have no respect for the countries that liberated them. But I digress, no one will answer this with real debate, only with a remark to speak of how rude I am.

    • I am constantly amazed when Americans (from whom I find myself increasingly alienated) reach back into history to WWII to justify all subsequent imperialist foreign policy decisions. Their arguement seems to be: "We helped Europe in 1944, so they should shut up and go along with whatever we say from now on." Let me spare everyone the debate and agree that every nation currently in power has some blemishes in its past. Unfortunately these same Americans who point to Normandy as the shining proof of America’s righteousness also seem to be able to convince themselves that the USA has been on the side of goodness and truth in every foriegn policy decision since. My advice: It’s not worth trying to show them the truth. They’re blinded by years of propaganda and jingoist history that props up their ideology.

    • It’s no wonder that Republicans are already losing this election. Historically, they’ve been able to stay "on message" and clobber the Dems by forceful unity of their core beliefs. But this time around, as illustrated by a couple of zealous posters here today, they’re skirting issues by citing "a largely American to French debate" and any other pie in the sky thing they can think of — apparently so as not to have to defend Mr. Bush’s lousy record. Please try and focus on what matters here, that is Mr. Bush’s lousy record.

    • Consider the REALITY that FASCISM, with our stupid American cowboy grinning aggression, has installed itself NOT BY CHANCE, but by a century of careful and RUTHLESS strategizing... into the WHITE Haus with a supremacy even HITLER would have envied!

      As a US military veteran, we’ve long been warning the world, our fellow American are asleep under the wheels of the NAZI COWBOYS from Texas, the same who assassinated JFK, who launched countless wars in the Americas, in Asia, who jam their OIL and DRUGS down our throats, who named the CIA HeadQuarter ""GEorge Bush Center for Intelligence" (damned OxyMorons from Hell!)...

      Not a metaphor, no--- ACTUAL NeoNazism (call the "National Security" state "Nasi" if you like) with the OLD Prescott/Kaiser/Reich investors having gotten their rotten wishes fulfilled from their (still active) communities in Austria, Bolivia, Argentina...

      Now the Nazis have overshadowed any rational discussion with hatred and bombings, beating the citizens into a dull submission thanks to their overlords like Aussie media czar Murdoch...

      Abandon hope, all who have been dragged through the gates of Hell in the bombed out craters of Babylon... their demons have been fed and unleashed to trash your world... Roman Eagles screaming fro fresh flesh and flames as the coins drop in countless video blasters...

    • Here is a poem I wrote about W.

      BUSHIT

      TODAY, W WAS ENRAPT,
      FINALLY, HE HAD CRAPPED.
      BREAKING WIND, HE SCARED THE DOW;
      A JOBLESS RECOVERY WAS IT FOR NOW.
      HE RAVED ABOUT THE GDP;
      THE TOILET WAS OUTSOURCING, HEE-HEE!

      MARY MILLS

    • I have long thought that the greatest threat to world security is sitting in the White House. Sadam Hussein did not maim and murder as many Iraqis as Bush did. Theoretically, Bush should be launching preemptive strikes all over the globe to wipe out dictatorships. Where are the WMD? What about N. Korea? No oil and a disciplined (if famished) army. Mr. Bush wouldn’t dare attack N. Korea. Only a bully attacks someone that is weaker. Iraq is weaker and it has oil!

  • Goodness, that was a long winded diatribe of of unfounded facts and baised opinion taken from a completly askew angle. Take for instance "Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world." He makes it seem that Bush was in charge of the companies and there misdeads, when in truth, their crimes far preceeded the Bush presidency. It all started well into the Clinton erea and even into Bush’s fathers. So in fact, it was Bush’s team that recoginised the transgressors. And from which crediable resourse comes the statement "Estlablish a shadow government?" In all my countless hours of listing to NPR I have heard nothing. Are we refering to the Department of Homeland Security and Tom Ridge? The same department that was today criticised for being to open with the reason for raising the alert level in New Your security? I must say, with all our these unfounded facts and figures this person must make a full time job out of finding anything, reguardless of how befudled, out of debasing this one indivudal. I have sceen psyco thrillers about guys like this. Finally, being a huge Sammy Sosa fan, let us all remember that durring his time with the Texas Rangers, He sucked!

    • "I must say, with all our these unfounded facts and figures this person must make a full time job out of finding anything, reguardless of how befudled, out of debasing this one indivudal. I have sceen psyco thrillers about guys like this."

      ^^^
      This Republican started out okay, debating a couple of points with a hint of intelligence, but I think they got tired or frustrated when faced with the task of really having to defend the bulk of their president’s record.

      So instead, they resorted to calling the person someone who "must make a full time job out of finding anything, reguardless [sic] of how befudled [sic], out of debasing this one indivudal [sic]." And then they basically said whoever would write this, is a "psyco" [sic].

      GOPers — In supporting Bush, you MUST SAY WHY you are supporting him to have an effective argument. This "resume" is definitely inflammatory, but if you honestly feel it is "unfounded," you MUST ALSO go out on the world-wide-web and find some facts that support your arguement that what has been written, is not true.

      Otherwise, you will continue to look paranoid, defensive, and uninformed.

      Now, real fact-finding would be a good exercise for copy and paste posters, unlike my buddy (way up there ^^^) who still seems intent on bashing the French point of view rather than actually defending his president.

      Good Luck!

    • Go take a peek at a website a friend of mine started, www.thiseffectsyou.com. He is sincerely interested in loyal Bush supporters opinions. Our country is divided and is spreading our internal conflict throughout the rest of the world. Four years ago, when Bush was elected, I had hope that he would be a good president. I voted for Gore, but was ambivalent about the election overall. My husband’s job was secure, my kids school was doing great and the country was not at war. Since then, everything has changed - my husband narrowly dodged a lay off last week (his company has laid off 25,000 in the last two years) and he had to lay off a guy under him earlier this week. Many of the lay offs were due to positions being shifted to India. My property taxes have gone up dramatically to keep my kids school from having class sizes above the state guidelines and to keep from laying off teachers. Iraq has simply not gone well. The arguments trying to justify our invasion have crumbled during our occupancy of the country. Yesterday I read an article about how Sadr City’s water supply is contaminated and causing rampant cases of typhoid and Hepatitis E. Ask a parent of a child who has just died from contaminated water how liberated they are feeling today. You are obviously a politically involved person and more well informed than myself. I am just a suburban housewife and mother of three. However, the fact that someone like me is writing in a response should be a wake up call to the Bush campaign. Bush’s resume does not sound appealing to me and I will not vote for him.

    • Rumor has it that George W. Bush suffers from a severe case of cerebral hemorrhoids.

    • This "Resume" has been debunked on the internet here:

      http://www.filestash.net/The_Truth.pdf

  • Wow, Interesting Resume, just follow the money and learn. Has anyone looked into where the money came to invest into the Texas Rangers. Or in 1964 his Dad’s new oil company Zapata oil. Or who owned the very first oil rig off the shores of Kuwiuit in the sixties. Or the current business partnership the Bush’s still hold with the Bin laden family. Or the Breakast meeting Bush’s brother had with a Bin laden the day of the bombing. Or what company was on the first two floors of the WTC that dealt with the proposed new banking currency. Or what was in the newspapers on 9/10/01 regarding Bush’s budget error. The turning point. His entire campaign platform was about to explode. At the time, 10 billion was a lot of money. The vacation was over no more hiding, he was about to be cornered and explain where the cuts were coming from. Medicare or Defense. Terrisiom is the Ultimate War. Economies thrive for such a invisable cause!
    Long live the sheep.

    • The other thing I find fascianting about the American self righteous attitude is that this is a country that only banned legal apartheid 40 years ago? Now they feel they have the right to tell other countries how to live. Violence begets violence. The arrogance that the US carries with it will bring problems to their shores over and over. They have condemed themselves to living in fear and have alienated themselves from even their closest allies.